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Thursday, 13 May 2010

IF TERRY IS FUCKED, ARE WE FUCKED?

Turns out that little up start Sturridge has injured the ex England skipper whilst training for their club, Chelsea. Chelsea, the champions play their premier league polar opposite Portsmouth who are relegated, in this Saturday's FA Cup final at Wembley.
Heavy bruising to the foot is the latest... Could well be a fracture though, which means two things.
John Terry rests over the weekend and doesn't kick a ball until the training camp starts in South Africa, where he gets to play alongside the now captain, Rio Ferdinand in an excellent central defensive partnership.

or

John Terry does the usual, unprofessional, i put my body on the line, I'll play with only one leg, I'd throw myself under a truck for club and country and plays this saturday, fucks his foot up so severely he misses the World Cup.

Now Ol' Johnny Boy has had a funny ol' year, so it really depends how his mind is working. Does he think, 'Fuck it I'm playing, I'm giving my all to the Chelsea fans who have stood shoulder to shoulder with me through this turbulent time which really wasn't my fault and everyone is over reacting all I did was fuck my bezzie mates bird... A few times'.

Or

Does he think 'Christ I've been enough of twat this year. I'll keep my head down, sit this one out on the bench, or even watch it WITH the fans, they'll fucking love that, man of the people etc etc, plus if there's any decent scranny in the crowd I can take them to the shitter and they can nosh me off...Everyone's a winner'.

For England's sake lets hope it is the last one, sort of. Saying that though, Ledley King, although hampered himself by injuries, is a very decent back up. He may even be a better player than Terry, he must certainly be a better bloke. The only problem is lack of international experience.
Watch this space. Pull that finger. Smell the fart.

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