West Ham won the World Cup! Fuck me, how many times have you heard an Irons fan spout that bollock mantra? Imagine for a second that we win it this year, they're going to say the same fucking thing.
Ferdinand, Lampard, Carrick, Defoe, Johnson, James, Upson, Green, Parker... It could get noisy in East London.
Of the 66 Claret and Blue contingent, Sir Geoff of Hurst reckons he backs Mr. C all the way by not allowing the WAGS to stay in the same hotel in South Africa. Wow, stop the press! What a genius. The idea of going to bed next to some uber fit slapper before playing against the elite players in the world at high altitude and in baking heat is not a good idea? Stone the crows! Is it because you might just be temted to give her a bit of how's your father and unload the magic ju ju beans all over her boat?
Sir Geoff has added 'Well I wouldn't have put it quite like that.' No I'm sure you wouldn't, that's why your a world champion footballer and I'm stuck in front of a computer writing swear words.
Cunt.
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You do look like you're about to gob off a Smurf in that picture though
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