FUCK

Man, of all the centre backs to lose before we've even kicked a ball in contempt and it's the fucking skipper!
Ferdinand has had his critics, but I've always rated him and although he is not the player of two seasons ago, he is experienced, level headed (unless you are waiting down the corridor with a test tube and some PH testing papers) and he can pass and not just hoof the cunt.
Still he is to be replaced by Dawson, who is at least two of the above - he can definitely pass and is level headed, but will he be able to keep his head in a World Cup? If he can, I would urge Mr. C to go all unorthodox on our arses and play him and is Spurs partner in crime Ledley King and bench Terry. Without Ferdinand I think Terry will be a liability. Look at him for Chelsea when that Porto Geezer wasn't playing, he was a fucking laughing stock and no mistake - cunt.
Or there is Upson, who if you remember from my Dirty 30 post I made a crack about me being able to make the team if Upson was could, I also seem to remember coating off Dawson too, but that was more to do with him being an N17 cock snotter than anything else. My opinion of Upson has changed as I found out that he is from Diss, which is of course a town about twenty miles from Norwich, in Norfolk! Fucking ace, what is Mr. C waiting for give him the arm band!
On a serious note, who didn't want Stevie G as skipper back in the battle of the chav haircuts when he was up against JT for the arm band? I fucking love the la! And at least compared to JT he has only one chav hair cut, whilst JT has three at once, which is just fucking greedy, Barking cunt. Have you ever been to Barking? Man alive, I've been to some dirt holes in my time, all of which amalgamated would be Barking. What a fucking pit. Some people think Toxteth is rough, I urge them to take a look at the beautiful twin boroughs of Newham and Barking, tasty fish! Oh and Bowyer is from that manor too, anyone order a cunt?
Talking of Newham and Barking, out of the four parts of London that the councils of our capital have decided to put up giant screens to watch the matches, two of them are in Newham and Barking! I can't believe it, who's paying for the crowd control on that one? Israel gunships Ltd? What a Joker Di Smoker!
So forward we march Lions, with hope in our hearts and wind at our heels, stand up and fight and be counted. Stevie G we are keeping the faith, do not let us down, like you usually do at international level, you tracksuit at the weekend wearing, golf range walking, what is someone like you doing with a bit of fanjita like that, oh yeah of course you've 900,000,000 quid in your sky rocket dude. We love you and you are so much less of a cunt than the rest of this shower!
On a final note for this post, I'm looking forward to listening to the usual, 'I'm not a racialist but...'comments over the World Cup starting of course with our match against the septics. 'You fucking yank cunts etc' will be spouted by someone wearing a £100 pair of Nikes (Oregon), a Tommy Hilfiger pair of shorts (NY) and a Ralp Lauren polo shirt (California), drinking a bottle of Budweiser(Wisconsin) classy like my arsey.
Baked potataaaaaaaaaaa!