Well, it's better than sticking your balls in a blender.

Slovenia. What to say? The papers and media in general have gone completely over the top re yesterday's game, but I truly believe you must embrace every moment that goes your way in the World Cup, it's only every four years, so maybe they've got a point.
Milner, I fucking love the geezer, he stood out and delivered for the 3 Lions on so many levels. We had shape and showed an appetite for attacking football, which has been eerily absent up until yesterday.
But, luck again failed us. The fucking Guuurrrmiinnnsss lie in wait. I'm not as optimistic as I was last night when I was cunted out of my skull, but out of the top teams left in the tournament you would have to say that the Gurmins would be the shits you'd want to play. Would have been well happy with a game against Ghana though. They've peaked and we haven't, well at least I hope we haven't. I know this one's boring, but I'm shattered and the four beers I've had aint doing their job, so go bollocks, off for a wank and an early night.
Slosh!